I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's rum buckets o'clock
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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