You can't special order awesome
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
So squirting runs in the family.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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