everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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