sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I think your dad took our porno
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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