When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Bring me that man meat
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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