I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
COCAINE IS GR8
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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