lets start a swedish sibling band together
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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