i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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