K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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