You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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