It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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