There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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