Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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