dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
