Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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