Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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