I'm eating all of the evidence.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
