i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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