Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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