gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
