Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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