I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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