I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
