I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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