I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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