so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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