someone get that fucking seahorse.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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