Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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