Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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