I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I FOUND THE LEGS
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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