hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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