even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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