party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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