how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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