So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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