I faked an abortion last night.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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