I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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