what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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