Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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