Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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