i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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