Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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