just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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