Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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