Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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