Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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