Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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