she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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