Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
