As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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