first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
